I’m not in a very good mood today. I haven’t been my jolly self for more than a week. I find myself brooding amidst the house for no reason. I am sure it’s related to cabin fever, the in-laws staying over, and a variety of work related issues. One thing is for certain, I am never content.
Speaking of which, don’t forget to make my god damned logo. I will pay you for your stupid time and make sure to give your idiot web design firm its proper publicity.
Futures are flat, so I have nothing to say to you–nothing at all. Would you like me to concoct some scenario for you? I will not.
Tomorrow I am sanctioned to participate in redundant crap, away from work. I will get to look at my 50% cash position for half a day, then I’ll be off into the god damned automobile to shuffle around. After that, I’ve decided to begin taking old school steroids, hit the gym, and punch a bag about a million times until my hands bleed and my knuckles break.
When I was a teenager, my best friend and I used to kick each other in the shins as hard as we could, with boots on, just because we were stupid and drunk. Sometimes we’d elevate it to outright punching of the face and chest, leading to black eyes and bloody noses, all the while laughing like two maniac leprechauns. Ah, the good ole’ days.
Okay, this is all I have for you tonight. I am looking at mega-cap stocks that are down more than 10%, YTD.
ABX-48%
NEM -33%
TCK -31%
VALE -29%
LFC -26%
ISRG -22%
IBN -20%
CAJ -19%
BBD -19%
EC -18%
TI -17%
BRCM -17%
PTR -16%
AAPL -15%
CEO -15%
TTM -13%
BSMX -13%
AGU -10%
Distinguished gents may access this screen here. The rest of you can burn in hades.