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The Resurrection Looms

Gimps fashioned in leather clothing, hidden in boxes, awaiting to be unleashed onto the world to short stocks and drive down the prices of fine American companies. We, as a people, must manage these gimps, contain them at all costs, and make sure they never see the light of day.

Imagine a world filled with Bluestars. We’d all be lost, flaming in volcano lava, completely fucked forked radish.

Tomorrow being the last day of the trading week, make it a good one. Get out there and swing the bat, son, and stop throwing like a girl.

Just a little FYI on The PPT Exodus beta trials: we have hit a minor delay due to external forces beyond our control. We should be in touch with you lads soon. In the interim, it’s important that we get it right and we really need your feedback and the opinions of those in the asset management field. If you happen to know anyone who might be interested in trying out the software in about a week or so, please have them email me right way at Flybroker@gmail.com.

I am limiting the trials to 500 people, so email me as soon as you can–else be fucked for eternity.