As you all know by now, as men considered to be “in the know”, S&P futures are plunging this evening, like homosexual v neck sweaters, which started off with a very large trade. Why bore you with all of the gory details, when you are all “in the know” anyways?
Precisely.
A car jacking/bullet shot to the head routine traveled from parts unknown to the decadent nest of the Short Hills Mall, a place where The Fly has been known to parlay, as well as the indomitable ChessnWine. This, as well as other small particulars, is the reason why futures are lower this evening. Let’s also not forget that Homeland was on tonight and it did not bode well for some main characters.
A certain doom and gloom carries over the market this evening. Any tarriance on behalf of the sellers will only offer temporary respite for the doomed lodgers, long at the Summit top of this tape. If you are able to escape with 10% of your money, by the end of 2014, you should consider yourself “a fortunate man”, a person with 10,000 guardian angels fighting devils by your side.
Sleep tight, cellar dwellers of the olde school, for you will be taught a very harsh lesson, indeed, in regard to the new order of things tomorrow.