RUMOURS OF A COLD WAR HAVE BEEN GRAVELY EXAGGERATED - InvestingChannel

RUMOURS OF A COLD WAR HAVE BEEN GRAVELY EXAGGERATED

Russian isn’t invading The Ukraine. Russia isn’t doing anything, but practicing ballet and playing the piano.  War has been reserved the savage barbarians of North America, whose space alien technology permits them to cast a very wide net on an even winder swath of territory, mostly for sport, sometimes for freedom.

Stocks sold off earlier today due to inbreds spreading rumors of a Russian advance on The Ukraine. More importantly, momo stocks, like SALE, were getting the business all day long. Very simply, this is how hot markets behave. You get devilish swings and evil short sellers gunning for your favourite names with “retard strength.” Ignore these periods as mere “child’s play” and take up a game of chess instead.

We are in the midst of a fantastic bull run. There will be setbacks; but I am convinced, on the lives of you and all of your generations to come, that the Iron Curtain Wall at 1,850 will be penetrated, with extreme violence and perversion, very, very soon.

For the day, like a slob, I lost 0.9%–thanks to reversals in SPLK and SALE.