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The Futures Are Lower: Are You Scared?

I’ve never seen such a tape as docile as this one. In the best of markets, the pullbacks were always ferocious. I recall a half dozen times longing to throw myself into a lit fireplace, for the losses that I had endured at the hands of Mother Market. Yet, here I am, clearly without any lasting wounds to speak of, discussing the vagaries of this penis sucking market.

Now to the point: I’ve been spending greater lengths of time inside the 12631 trading room and intend to do so for the foreseeable future. It is a unique place where ideas are shared and money is to be had, run by ChessnWine and RaginCajun. Because there is demand, I am going to run a promotion soon, so you can see for yourself what you’re missing out on.

I’ve recently dedicated to changing iBankCoin back to the ways of the old, focused much more on actionable trades, talent in the markets, less so in the art of writing. As such, we’ve added The Option Addict, The Devil and RAUL to the staff. I will be inviting whoever I feel can offer some value to the readership, on a regular basis, also discarding them as quickly as I’ve procured them when their worth has been spent.

We are going to make a great deal of money in 2013. So help me god, if we do not, I will vaporize North Korea down to its last morsel of rice with my Orbital Space Cannon (OSJ).

NOTE: If ARG doesn’t do “the hundy roll” withing 30 days, I will castrate myself.

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